Thursday, September 18, 2008

Ahmadinejad ready to debate US presidential hopefuls

Dear Uncle Mahmoud,

Please get off the playground and go play with your lego's.

Thank you!

Iran official says missiles can reach ships in Gulf

Well, that's really nice of you, Mr. Amadinihadaassshole, but, our Missile Defense system will blow them out of the sky long before they reach the deep blue sea.

We do, however, appreciate the fact that you give us fair warning.

Will we see a new Photoshop rendition of your latest launch tests?  Like the last one?   Pretty Please?