Hostage reporter appeals for help in new video

Oh, call me a skeptic. Poor Jill Carroll, 28, who is "kidnapped" by "the enemy" released yet another plea today to the United States to "Please just do whatever they want." Wait. Didn't she already go on the air three previous times to plea for the US to release the women prisoners in Iraq, or she would be killed? Doesn't this sound just a bit like "...but I SWEAR! IF YOU DON'T DO THIS they are gonna REALLY, REALLY, REALLY Kill me this time..." No seriously. I mean they are "REALLY going to kill me." Come on guys. I am serious here. "Please Save me." So she writes this letter, saying, "I'm here with the mujahideen. I sent you a letter written by hand. I'm here, I'm fine. Please just do whatever they want," she said. "Give them whatever they want as quickly as possible. There is very short time. Please move fast." So, the statement, "there is very short time..." Does that mean, um, that the camcorder the mujahideen are using is running low on battery power? Or does this mean the Three Stooge Mujahideen Squad is getting anxious to get rid of her because she has a bad case of gas from eating so much Lahmisheuy? Or maybe, since she is a writer for the Christian Science Monitor, (www.csmonitor.com), and a vocal anti-war activist, the Three Stooge Mujahideen, who cant seem to get it right, are just sick and tired of her wining. She also says in the video: "Today is Thursday, February 6 - [corrects herself] - February 2, 2006. I'm with the mujahideen. I sent you a letter written by my hand that you wanted more evidence so we're sending you this new letter now just to prove that I am with the mujahideen." What strikes me as odd is that she says, "We're sending you this letter...." Jill, who is "we?" Why are you calling yourself "we" as if you are a part of the Three Stooge act? Like I said folks, last week, this is a scam, its a hoax, and this woman is doing nothing but trying to make a political statement. Bet the house on it....