HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it " Hillary Rodham Clinton ".

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

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5. Your PC will ask you

"Do you really want to get rid of " Hillary Rodham Clinton ?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.