Global warming 55 million years ago shifted ocean currents

Oh no!  RUN FOR COVER!

 

GOD HELP US ALL!

 

Are you frigging kidding me?  Now the global environmentalists, including these two ying and yang scientists, are going to scare poor old grandma out of driving her Cadillac to the grocery store because the earth is doomed from too much CO2 gas.

 

BURP!  Here, go read the article and come back: http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/01/04/060104185028.juffd4y7.html

 

It just continues to amaze me how these global weenies continue to get the press that they do.  After all, its not like we could be reporting what a great job our troops are doing over seas while risking their lives on the streets of Bagdad to prevent them from saving YOUR asses on the streets of New York otherwise.

 

But instead, we have a pandemic on our hands today.  Not as if the Asian Bird flu that was going to end the world by this Christmas past, was enough.  What ever happened to that?  Can I eat chicken now?

 

Folks.  The FRIGGIN EARTH IS GOING TO BE HERE FOR AS LONG AS YOU ARE ALIVE, FOR AS LONG AS YOUR CHILDREN ARE ALIVE, and for as long as your family genes are un-mutated by the increasing use of microwave technology that passes through our bodies each day.

 

FOR GOD'S SAKE!  We are talking about a global transition that takes HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS to happen!  And yes!  Our VERY OWN SUN (you know, that big bright thing in the sky) will turn into a red giant, engulfing everything up to Jupiter, LONG BEFORE the Earth sees any damage from "global warming."

 

And, in an age when real scientists, not your spinach and tofu eating variety, just announced that even Carbon-14 dating, a technique by which we SCIENTIFICALLY measure the age of organic matter, is not of any scientifically significant quality, we have these two bozos now proclaiming the world is going to end because too many cows are farting.

 

"Modern CO2 input to the biosphere from fossil fuel sources is approaching that estimated for the (event), raising concerns about future climate and circulation change," they warn.

 

Do you realize, that they are talking about an event that occurred 55 MILLION years ago?  That is a 55 followed by 6 zeros.  And, that is longer than my Aunt Leila is old.  If you think that the icebergs are going to melt overnight, and Philadelphia finds itself under 2 miles of water by Saturday, you are as delusional as Scientists Flavia Nunes and Richard "Little Dick" Norris

 

People.  I am going to continue to drive my H2, my H3, and maybe a minivan some day, for as long as I live.  Its my life, and I will be damned if wacko's like these two and their faithful followers are gonna take all the enjoyment out of it.

 

Break out the hot dogs.  Bring on the sun!