Bin Laden Vows Never to Be Captured Alive

…its because he is dead.  D – E – A – D.  He has been dead for quite a while now, and he is still dead.

 

Bin Laden died in the hills of Torra Bora.  And either the US government is covering it up for a future news release when it is convenient for Bush, OR, Bush doesn’t really know if he is dead or not.

 

But, Bin Laden is dead.  We are chasing a ghost for no purpose other than to keep the war on terror alive. Bin Laden is the spark that drives the flame.

 

Why is it that the most prolific (and rich) terrorist on the face of the planet can’t get a video to the world?  All we have is audio, which, leaves only one method to determine its authenticity.  And, why are the audio tapes always of such bad quality?  Ah, alas, to cover up the deceit.  They tapes are made in such a way as to render our testing techniques worthless.  Does it sound like Bin Laden?  Yes.  Is it Bin Laden?  No.

 

Remember way back when we were told that Bin Laden had dozens of look a-likes?  Don’t you think the richest terrorist would also have sound a-likes as well?

 

Why don’t we see him on TV?  Because he is DEAD!

 

And now….of course Al-Quada is going to issue a statement because they are planning to boost their efforts and moral by making bin Laden the martyr.  They have been planning this for 6 years now!

 

Bet the house….